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Ok not quite, last time i looked, i had free sex, some left over stale wine, and well the rock n roll is always there anyway.
Thanks to all those who supported Dirty Fuzz. You know yourselves. Didn’t know England still loves rock n roll. Well, we aim to please, but if you don’t dig, you can buzz off.
My mum always said that when I complained about her cooking.......
Well, it’s only audition stage, so we will do what we always do....f*ckin play, innit?
If we get through, it’s going to be a whole lotta fun for sure.
If not, it’s not like we will be left without a girlfriend, however, I may be pissed off for an hour.
But then again I do have a friend called Jack Daniels, man, he is always there that Jack!
We want in......it seems like a fun thing to do, Great exposure for our music to go to the man we represent....THE BLUE COLLAR MAN!!!!! Yeah, raise your glass!
Some of y’all may know that we all work for the man and as much as it is a grind, it pays for the rock n roll, sex, booze, tours etc. We have no manager, no lawyers, no label as we have been fiercely independent (not out of choice) I hate doing everything myself. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
For those going to CMJ Music Marathon in New York this month. Come and have a drink with us. We thank PRS /UKTI for funding our trip this time round!!!! We are playing everyday there. The week kicks off with ‘Bring on The Brits’ a British showcase with Scouting for Girls and Friendly Fires. They are not my cup of tea, but hey, we will all play and have a drink!

You 're too rock, you’re too soul, you’re too black, you're too white, you’re too thin, You’re too fat, you’re a loud mouth, you don’t stand up for yourself , you’re too radical, you’re too conservative,
You drink too much, you’re a light-weight drinker....blah blah

See what happened to Michael Jackson?

Yeah, I’ve puked up my food in many a toilet and got myself to a size -0
Then they said I was too skinny......
Boob job? No f*ckin chance, hate hospitals
Funny how I don’t give a rat’s ass now.
TV has yawned itself to sleep with spiritually impoverished Barbie divas. I won’t add to it.
I ask the lord only 3 things:
Sex, Booze and Rock ‘n’ roll....and someone to pay for it!!!!
One Luv...

I have agree with the guy to some extent. After two songs, singer-songwriters start to get on my natural black t*ts.
But then again, indie bands can be just as bad. There is good indie and then there are these copy cut diluted versions going round our airwaves at the moment. I dont know, maybe these miserable boys just need a good s*ag.